Subverting the Autobots

Today I followed an ad link telling me that big government was going to take over my eating habits. This was interesting to me, as I like to eat and don't like anyone interfering with the practice. The link led me to the following:

Keep Food Affordable

If you'd like to save the time of having to jump to the link, the basic gist is this:


The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) wants to dictate how farmers conduct their business. They are on the verge of implementing a rule that will increase the costs for farmers and meat production. The extra costs will be passed down to consumers at the grocery store. This is despite the fact that these regulations were already voted down by Congress. Don't let this happen!

Next to this is an open comment form that will deliver your outrage to the USDA. 

I personally think the USDA is underfunded, if the e. coli infections of my eggs is any example, and that they act far below their potential given their mandate to protect what we eat.

So rather than choose one of their selected boilerplate comments, I wrote the following -- something like a note in a bottle to some anonymous USDA employee tasked with reviewing the comments:

The web site that provides this petition advertises widely. When following the link it offers almost no information on the content of the proposed rules, but simply uses scare tactics to get people to sign. I am all for any rules that increase food safety, even if I have to pay more for food in the process. My pocketbook will not mean a damn thing to me if I'm killed through the actions of a careless food producer. Ignore the "volume" of signatures on this petition drive. Look to content, whether it seems informed or repetitive, and then take the actions which best protect the American people. You're doing a great job.

Submitted to Docket ID: GIPSA-2010-PSP-0001-RULEMAKING

This was mailed back to me, using my name as the sender making it all the more spamilicious. 

You can play, too! I encourage you to add a bit of reason to the argument, and use the dime of this nearly anonymous web site to do it.

Dear George Bush, I'm Sorry Kanye West Hurt Your Feelings

I've been trying to decide on an adequate verb for what happens when Kanye West wanders off script to make the news. Was Taylor Swift "George-Bushwhacked" or was George Bush "Taylor-Swiftboated"? It's hard to say. Hanging out with Kanye West must be comparable to going to vespers with your brother who has Tourette's Syndrome. You never know what will pop out or how embarrassing it might be until it happens.

None-the-less, Mr. West has given us two classics in video history. The one in question here popped up during a Red Cross telethon for Katrina victims:



I do have to say I feel very bad for Mike Myers as well, who looked something like a frog flash-frozen in a winter pond while West improvised his feelings on air.

I can honestly see Mr. West's point. While George Bush and Jeb Bush were governors of Texas and Florida, states with strong death penalty provisions, they probably oversaw the death of more blacks than the Klan did from the 50s forward.

This is not to say that the Bush kids are racist. Just saying they're blind to the needs of nearly anyone earning less than $1-million, as most conservative whites are blind to the needs of those unlike themselves. It was their mother, after all, who said of the evacuees who bused out of New Orleans with the clothes on their backs and no home to return to: "And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this [she chuckles slightly]is working very well for them." Yep, free food and shelter, sharing toilets with a few hundred others. Life for them people was goooood.

So, Mr. Bush, I'm sorry that your feelings were hurt, but it was that kind of presidency, wasn't it? I feel considerably less sorry for you than I feel for the widows and orphans left by your unneeded wars, for the mass of unemployed you left below as you helicoptered out of Washington, DC, or from those others abused by your presidency.

But then your presidency started out that way and maintained its mojo through your full eight years in office. You had only been in office a few days when you said that the toughest part of the new job, the tragedy in fact, was that you couldn't maintain your running schedule. "Tragedies" were inconveniences to the Bush family, nothing having to do with all those other people living in the country or the world at large. You guffawed about the missing WMDs, tortured innocents to prove unprovable points, "outed" members of your own security forces. The list of really horrible things is almost endless. There's probably an item for every person on the planet.

So I'm sorry your feelings were hurt, because the world as a whole doesn't need more pain than that which you caused yourself. Just by leaving office, and through the sense of justice of your replacement kept without asking us, you're not a criminal. You weren't imprisoned. Worse than that, you've become irrelevant and have managed to maintain the mask of irrelevancy through your whining about small personal hurts.

Getting Started

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